Knock-Back Jokes, the Dregs

I got zero input from people. Jomo did raise an eyebrow. Here are the last two:

You stumble onto a peculiar varietal. Do you:
a) blog about it;
b) rave about it to your wine purveyor;
c) leave a 5-minute voice mail at BevMo for Wilfred Wong;
or d) don’t sweat it since Dottie and John will "discover" it in 18 months.

Bonus: Match the items in the two columns:

1. Dottie
2. Malbec
3. Thousand Oaks Chardonnay from 7-Eleven
4. Walt Mossberg

a) John
b) Can't miss with charred meats
c) "Light and almost as refreshing as a Slurpee"
d) "Ask me again if I’ll fix your computer. Go ahead, ask me."