Knock-Back Jokes

Additions welcome.

Layoffs at newsrooms are rising. Do you blame:
a) the whole bloody Internet;
b) lousy media unions;
c) too much corporate debt;
or d) operational inefficiencies holding up Dottie and John's expense reports.

The Dottie and John "Tastings" Video Drinking Game:
• Every time they clink their glasses, drink.
• Every time they mention each other or a family member, drink.
• If bored and are drinking when they drink, drink three times and start the video all over again.

The tasting note "Last night: aging OK, hints of melon and spice, weak finish" is by:
a) Dottie;
b) John;
c) Dottie and John;
or d) the hooker they got off Craigslist to hear them blab about wine.